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Beverly Hills
02:07
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Always thinking about that song
from Days of Heaven
Worried I'm not the one
to make it live
I look to my left my right
we're here all night
but there's only one girl to whom I have love to give
Oh Carrie, baby, my clarinet queen
I'm gonna have to be a little less mean
cuz I know it's only a single reed
but it means so much more to me
Everyone's in the wings
and you're always ten minutes late
I think it's cuz you know I love you
but don't make your conductor wait
Oh Carrie, baby, my clarinet queen
on you I could hardly be anymore keen
and we both know it's against the rules
which I think you think is kinda cool
so come over to my pool
take a hit off my Juul
I'm going back to schoo
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3. |
Dr. Seuss Hats
01:50
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There's an open tab
I don't see them here
and the line stands still
like a backlit deer
and I ask my friend
Is that Robert Fripp?
as the rain tap taps
and the awning drips
I feel like a wedding today
Okay, okay, okay
It was really chill of you to come over and hang out
even though you don't know what rock n' roll is all about
Just email me back it's all I want
just found out that font's called Lobster Font
and is the mechanism of those glasses that they're yellow
We all should thank the sun cause he's a very magic fellow
and I'm gonna die otherwise
let's give that new thing a zillion tries
Let's all get those Dr. Seuss hats
oh yeah let's bring those back
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4. |
Podcast
01:01
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Every morning when I wake up
What's the first thought in my head?
Guess I never thought about it til this morning
and it all seemed so wrong
And what's my last thought every evening as 3 AM nears?
put the podcast under my pillow so that you can't hear
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5. |
Next
03:40
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like to be alone with you
somewhere in the car
somewhere in the car
somewhere in the car
it's all practice until that day is here
and i'd like to write a song with you
I think that we could
I think that we could
and we should
do you think it would be good good good?
Even with the best architect
Even with the best architect
Even with the best architect
I don't wanna live here
and getting immediately nexted
on MTV's Next is one of my greatest fears
Only enough coffee for half a cup
what do you call that
what do you call that
negative space on top
Just enough gas to drive to
the lake but
the lake but not back
listen to the radio classic rock
hopping right off that bus
realizing you've had enough
and yelling that one word
right into my ugly face
trying to exit with grace
but falling up the stairs
as you watch from down there
ROCK N ROLL GUITAR SOLO BY THE ONE AND ONLY JACOB CROFOOT
Even with the best architect
Even with the best architect
Even with the best architect
I don't wanna live here
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6. |
Enough
00:12
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I'm not going to scream about it, I've had enough
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7. |
Linda and Wormy
02:04
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Let me bore you cuz I had a dream last night
that you tapped on my shoulder under moonlight
and I thought my vision blurred but it turned out I had perfect sight
Eating alone in your room
eating alone in my room too
eating and watching TV
writing a melody in the car
but I'm singing yours instead
everything's so quiet and tame with you
do you just lose it when you're alone?
This might shock you but I don't know how to play
drums but if you show me I might someday
look at that bear in the snow
should we invite him inside or no?
you're never thinking ahead
wish I was dead cuz I'm on the phone on hold
with animal control
everything's so quiet and tame with you
do you just like talking on the phone?
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8. |
Apples I Can't See
02:59
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Get me my purse
and it gets worse
I'm not alone
Where is my phone?
on the kitchen counter
it's up to her
Oh for crying out loud
I know you know what it's about
so come on now, come on now
make some noise but please don't shout
light a candle blow it out
come on now, come on now
I get addicted to the mind numbing uncertainty
when I'm lonely
and I'm lonely
chopping down an apple tree
to get the apples I can't see
if only, if only
I can see you and what you like
underneath your halo
It's so big and it's so bright
kind of not the point though
Going outside
psych I'm actually going to go
going to go for a ride
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9. |
Gun
01:50
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Bought a gun cause the price was rising
I saw the love that was in your eyes
And I know it’ll never fade, I know
Held your hand and my heart was smizing
I saw the blood that was in my eyes
And I know it’ll never fade
I know it’ll never fade
I know it’ll never fade
I know
Checking the house for murderers
Did you hear what I think I heard?
We’ll take turns sleeping cause to rest would be too easy anyway
I know it’ll never fade
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10. |
You Wanted To
00:52
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Listen to this story about my boss
doesn't plan or account for staffing needs
lock my timecard in my hotel safe
looking down at the clowns while my swimsuit chafes
I'm riding the waves, riding the waves, riding the waves
and I see it all changed when I looked away
see it all changed and that's range (YOU WANTED TO)
see it all changed cuz I looked away (YOU WANTED TO)
see it all changed (YOU WANTED TO)
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11. |
Surgery on a Grape
02:40
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There's all kinds of shit
I've done surgery on
and if you ever find out
I'm not lying I'm just wrong
I blacked out on the trail
Just for a second though
I wasn't in danger but
I thought you'd want to know
Jesus Christ I can't always get in your way
you're an industry plant here to ruin my day
It was 2015
I was supposed to graduate
but I did improv comedy
and went on a couple dates
with some guy everybody hates
Jesus Christ I can't fall on anyone's knife
you're an industry plant here to ruin my life
You maintain it's alright
When I neglect everything in my life
so I can wonder what you'd say
Jesus Christ I can't always get in your way
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Sit on your suitcase and make it close
but leave the big TV the one I chose
Coffee tastes much better when you drink it on your own
and drive so far that you don't miss me
eastbound right through Corpus Christi
leave my presence in your memory
fine I guess you can take Henry
In college we were swiftly engaged
when neither of us could quite act our age
I looked at you then like the words look down at page
and Melanie knew when your birthday was
and it made me so angry like everything does
I didn't know you were friends but in retrospect
you can imagine why that night I got completely wrecked
and burned your book in my own basement
don't think of buying a replacement
cuz it was a first edition
oh there's that look of recognition
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13. |
L.A.
02:38
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I was looking at the sidewalk
the one on my parents' block
and I saw you when I looked up
we walked next to each other and talked
Listening to Diva Sweetly (and I'll go home)
Listening to a podcast I should have known
to lock the door from the inside
will these three riddles be my last?
Almost drove off the road just to look at you
when you made a good joke so we could laugh together
for safety's sake let's do what we have to do
Let's all move to L.A.
Let's all move there today, today
met Kelly in a dream
and he wanted to follow me
not just physically but in a religious way
I'm sorry is this your new apartment we're moving out today
Let's all go to the shore
let's rent a hotel room and settle the score
Let's go to one of those ATM's that only gives out 100's
and let's go to a restaurant that's right on the water
I adopted a parrot just to yell at you
eat coconut shrimp and drink drinks that are blue
the tiles in the bathroom will cool me down
and I'll be the happiest girl in town
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